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Created on 2011-12-22 15:23:14 (#1194887), last updated 2012-04-11 (689 weeks ago)

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Name:Chell
Birthdate:Jan 1
Location:United States
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Cube.' Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.'SHALL NOT BE MOURNED.

"That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.

"It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."

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blowing up computers, cake, curbstomping physics, grief counseling, knocking over turrets, not crazy robot not-moms, not falling into acid, not getting disintegrated, not getting shot, not incinerating my wcc, not sliding into firepits, not turret ambushes, outside, portal guns, portals, seeing forever, terminal velocity, the weighted companion cube
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